I bought groceries today. Loading up, I left a giant bottle of laundry detergent on top of my car. Drove all the way home, found it on top when I was unloading. When you think about it, I very easily could have taken a hard turn on the way and sent that thing flying. It must weigh 15 lbs. I figure 15 lbs x 30 mph… That thing definitely could have taken a pedestrian down like he was shot with an elephant gun.

But all of Raleigh’s pedestrians survived my grocery run. And I have detergent. It was a good day.